Ode To The Road Crew


Tattooed, trash talking techs
Gritty warriors with hearts of gold

Forsaking a life of normalcy
For the grind of the open road

Black clad angels with flashlights
Subsisting on pizza and beer

Whiskey, fries and cigarettes,
Broken sleep and broken gear

Fixing anything that can go wrong
For no task are they unable

Speakers blown and drunken fans to be bounced
Changing strings and swapping cables

Running towards an on-stage crisis
Like firefighters to a burning building

As I stand there helpless, guitar in hand
My ego swiftly wilting

In younger days before ever on stage
My problems seemed to last forever

If only I’d had my own road crew show up
To duct tape and super glue my life together